Open 7 Days A Week:

866 Yates St.
Victoria, BC
V8W 1K8

PH: 250 381 5114
EMAIL: info@floyds-diner.com
Good Food Takes Time To Prepare, But Yours Can Be Ready In Seconds!
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The Classics

The Mahoney: You'll get whatever the kitchen prepares and you can either pay the original price, or we'll flip you for it - double or nothing! Breakfast or Lunch.

The Elton: A fruit bowl that inspires you to sing and start your day off right. Topped with yogurt and honey, this one will make your future so bright you'll have to wear ridiculously gaudy shades. "Ya, that's right, it doesn't come with toast" $7.50 add granola $1.50

The Roy McFarlana: To our friend Roy who ate this every day. Two eggs, pan-fries and toast. $4.50

Listen to Me When I'm Talkin' to Ya Son: Two eggs, pan-fries and toast. And you choose bacon, ham, or sausage $7.95

Double Your Pleasure: Two eggs, 2 sausages, two strips of bacon, 2 slices of ham, pan-fries and toast. Muhammad Ali always said: "If the left one doesn't get ya, the right one will." $9.95

BC Hash: Potato, onion, salsa, sausage, bacon, egg, cheddar and jack cheese all mixed together and served with toast. Ahh no, smoking it is not an option. Regular size: $11.95 Half size: $9.95

Veggie Hash: Potatoes, green onion, salsa, cheddar and jack cheese, egg, and then add spinach, red pepper and mushroom. You won't miss the meat! Regular size: $10.95 Half size: $9.95

Lumberjack: Two eggs, sausage, bacon, pan-fries and some pancakes. You'll either want to nap or go build something after this one. $10.25

The Breakfast Scramble: Scrambled eggs (or tofu) with spinach, roasted garlic, green onions, herb pesto and feta cheese. Served with potatoes and a toasted bagel. Just like the morning beer, it makes you feel better. Regular size: $10.95 Half size: $9.95

Huevos Incredibalos: Baked flour tortilla shell with refried beans, salsa, guacamole, sunny eggs, chipotle mayo and cheese. Served with potatoes and sour cream. It's just incredible, say no more. $10.95

McFloydfin: English muffin, egg, ham, tomato, chipotle mayo and cheddar cheese. Served with potatoes and a side of chipotle mayo. It's exactly like McDonalds, only different. $7.95

Jerry's Toast: It's French toast, plain and simple. When Jerry Lewis is your national treasure, you should expect a little mockery. $7.95

Mt. Kilimanjaro Toast: Berries, almonds, raisins, yogurt and whipped cream piled hight on thick cut French toast. You'll need a stool to get to the top of this one. Regular size: $11.95 Half size: $9.95

Banana French Toast: Honey, yogurt, pecans, bananas and raisins. Regular size: $11.95 Half size: $9.95

The Flapjack Cadillac: Three big beauties topped with strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream and icing sugar. You may not get too many miles to the gallon, but it'll be one smooth ride. Regular size: $9.95 Half size: $7.95

The Sandy Koufax: Toasted bagel, lox, cream cheese, red onions and capers. Sorry Pagliacci's, had to steal it 'cause its so damn good! $10.95

The Fabulous Thunderbird: Breakfast wrap with scrambled eggs, tomato, peppers, mushrooms, mixed cheese and chipotle mayo. Served with potatoes. "Wrap it up. I'll take it." $9.95

Floyd's Poutine: Our version: Curly fries, super deluxe sauce and mixed cheddar and jack cheese. French in name only. $5.95

Omelettes

The Berlin Wall: Spinach, sun-dried tomato, bacon, roasted garlic and feta cheese topped with herb pesto hollandaise. When you knock this down, you'll feel liberated. $12.95

The Easy Rider: Avocado, tomato, roasted garlic, chipotle peppers, green onions and cheddar cheese. Grab something and hold on. $11.95

The Marvin Gaye: Spinach, mushrooms, green onions, pesto, roasted peppers and brie cheese. For when you get that feeling. $11.95

Some Like it Hot: Ham, tomatoes, mushrooms, banana peppers, caramelized onions, roasted garlic, Cajun spices and Swiss cheese. Marilyn used to eat this one to get that glow on. $12.25

The Seinfeld: An egg white omelette. It's an omelette about nothing. Add three of your favourites and you're good. Are you good? $10.95

Anne & Phil's Active Shock: Real fake crab, shrimp, and smoked salmon with cream cheese and capers. You'll get a zing out of this one. Peanuts and eppies not supplied. $13.95

Seven: Chorizo, chipotle peppers, salsa, green and red peppers, mushrooms, mixed cheese and carmalized onions. More flavour than Brad Pitt's acting with seven sinful - but not deadly - ingredients. $12.95

Eggs Benny

420 Benny: Smoked salmon (lox), red onion, capers and cream cheese. This one makes Petr go crazy. Just what did those salmon smoke? $13.95

Traditional: Two poached eggs, real ham and a toasted English muffin. Hey, it's a tradition. $10.95

Eggs Ben-Hur: Spinach, sun-dried tomato and mushrooms topped with herb pesto hollandaise and feta cheese. Just as good as the movie, less annoying than Charlton Heston, and doesn't take three hours to eat. $11.95

American Idol Benny: Tomato, bacon, avocado and brie cheese topped with herb pesto Hollandaise sauce. After this one, your hunger (like the winners) will fade into obscurity. $11.95

The Donald Trump: Chicken and sweet apple chutney topped with a curry hollandaise and green onions. So good, it'll make the hair (or whatever the heck you call that animal on his head) stand on end. $11.95

Romancing the Eggs Blackstone: Grilled tomato, mushrooms, caramelized onions and herb pesto hollandaise. Micheal Douglas used to love this one until Catherine Zeta-Jones said he was starting to look like Danny DeVito. $10.95

The Homer: Chicken, bacon, grilled mushrooms, caramelized onions, Cajun spice, chipotle mayo and hollandaise. It's OK to unbuckle your pants after this one. Mmmm...meaty. $11.95

The Lilith Fair: Grilled eggplant, zucchini, red pepper, roasted garlic, and basil pesto. Topped with hollandaise and feta cheese. (Patchouli scented eggs optional). $10.95

Wyle E.: Chorizo, cheddar, tomato, bacon, hollandaise, topped with green onion. All that money to buy those contraptions - why not just order take-out? $11.95